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Beware of the Fat Girl Angle Shot!
When I read my boy Calvin’s post (http://manscript.com/2007/03/01/never-go-online-dating-ever/) I realized I never taught him of the “Fat Girl Angle Shot”.
I’ll teach all of you this long kept secret among the “Fat Girls”.
First off here’s a couple of facts about the pictures you see on the myriads of online dating sites:
1) If the girl is skinny then she is ugly
2) If the girl is fat then she’s fatter
3) If the girl is hot she is either ridiculously fugly or a dude
NEVER forget these three facts.
Alright, back to the Fat Girl Angle Shot. Many fat girls use a deceptive camera angle to make them look skinnier and hotter. If you ever see a photo shot from some wierd ass angle - she is FUGLY. Never underestimate the power of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.
Here is a perfect example of what I am talking about.
Look at this pretty hot girl with a nice rack. Definitely would hit it right?
WRONG! More information of why you shouldn’t with a real picture of her after the jump (NSFW)!
Why should you not bang this girl? I mean her face looks alright and she looks like she has a great body right? Well there are a couple of things that should tip you off.
1) The picture is kind of blurry and dark
2) The picture is at some wierd angle
Any picture that a girl sends to you with any of the criteria above - you should assume she is Fugly.
Want to see what this girl looks like? Remember, you’ve been warned…
Yea EXACTLY. That is exactly why you never trust a picture of a girl using the Fat Girl Angle Shot - the FGAS for short.
And yes, we photoshopped that sandwich in her hand just for good measure while we were censoring her boobs but unfortunately the actual picture is not altered in any way.
Don’t ever forget this advice! Or you will end up like Calvin and have to worry about your safety with a hefer at your side.
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If she spent more time on the treadmill than she did trying to get that photo just right then she would be hot, she has a cute face….
I know you can paper bag her face, but can you paper bag the rest of her body?
granted, id need a pretty big bag…
She is cute, but she is cheat. I mean, there’s no way she would admit that. Why she’s doing it? Sooner or later, she will end up meeting YOU.
nnoooooooooo fat chicks i aint into doin charity thats why theres ugly guys to date the fat ones..aawww yyaaaaa…no phat stinkin ho ridin my pimpin ride..
that fat chick-moped thing is so last century! Can’t you come up with a new trite expression? Use your noggin and stop repeating what the other kids say around the playground. Fat chicks AND mopeds are cool as hell and in the 21st Century they need to be recognized as such. In fact, and guy that can combine the fat chick with a moped in one single act gets extra points.
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Hye faat chicks are like mopeds. both are fun to ride, but you dont want your friends seeing you on either one
Fair enough, but here’s a work-around:
If she goes down on you while you’re standing up you get your knob gobbled… and the angle in the first pic. Win win!
She has what has been termed the “Myspace Angle”… check out http://www.davidlehre.com/myspace/play.htm and watch the movie for the explanation.
Hey, one more thing you have to look for, she has fat folds on her arms, and thats in the “pretty” picture, gotta look for those
Those are not even close to being the same girl. You guys are idiots if you think that for a second.
I would definitly hit that fat nasty pig. I love the feeling of being enveloped in some fat sluts folds and making her come.
Take a close look at the first pic again–look carefully at her arms, by the shoulders. ROLLS, ROLLS, ROLLS!
There is a 4th condition you don’t mention. She is fat, ugly, fugly or the 4th type: Hot but BAT-SHIT FUCKING INSANE!
Man you’re a bunch of fucktards lolllll….but, if you prefer to be seen with a brain dead sack of bones, that’s your thing…lolll The thing is, these girls “cheat” because they know that if they show themselves as they are, most of you would not talk to them or leave ridiculous comments.
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wow thats is the same girl she really tried to hide those folds from the arms anyone know how much those that picture weigh
I don’t think it’s right for people to trick someone like that, but I don’t think it’s right to make fun of them either.
The angle shot thing is true, but that is a different chick. The big girl has wider shoulders and bigger tits. And anybody making fun of the big girl has never been with one. They’re the best lover you’ll ever have!
Fuck all of you shallow ass motherfuckers….oh I forgot…I am sure you are all sexy as hell (haha, not)
That totally doesn’t look like the same chick…
while the yeah the whole thing about “the angles” is totally true… at least get more believable pics!
bad photoshop work there. Am I the only person to notice the head on the full body shot is about two inches too far to the left (her right). THAT is one BAD case of scoliosis if I ever saw one.
yeah but she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose….thats all I need to know….I can close my eyes for that!!!!
Lets get a grip guys - you know damn well we’d all fuck her silly given half a chance. Be a man and own up to it !!!!!1
P.S. Anybody got her e-mail ???
Aside from the fact that it is photo-shopped something you should be careful of. People can look much different in photographs than in real life… so never commit to anything until you meet her in person.
No I would not tap that…ever…unless I was drunk
Its not the same girl, and the second girl has on some kind of fat suit. You can see the different colored skin by her armpit. You fockers are stupid. Get a life losers!!
Its not the same girl in both photos, the 2nd girl isnt even fat, she is wearing a fat suit. Your all too stupid to realize that!
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all women are beautiful its not whats on the out side it whats on the inside, a little extra baggage should not cloud judgement its society that does this and i think it is wrong.
I would love to see some of the REAL pics of the losers posting about this picture!!
And I agree with Kal. However most people cant see past the skin.
None of that is photoshop, her name is Courtney and she has her own website http://www.plumpprincess.com. I think shes really pretty.
thats horrible all those poor men she will trick into wantin to shoot there self’s for bein stupid enough to meet of belive she is good lookin. and talk about horrible tits whats goin on there thats just nasty.
I consider myself a an expert on this subject. While the faces look close enough, those tits are not the same from photo to photo. her cup size goes from a B+ in the first shot to a D- in the second one. This is not the same broad. Although I have sympathy for anyone hoodwinked by a fatty bomballaty.
tommy2times,How would you like to post your pic on here,lets see how good looking you are,,,, not so brave are you,,,,
Quote Kal:”all women are beautiful its not whats on the out side it whats on the inside, a little extra baggage should not cloud judgement its society that does this and i think it is wrong.”
I would have not said it better myself. Of course, but it is wrong to show fake pictures in order to attract more people. For the ladies: if a guy does not want to be seen with you because you have extra pounds, don’t feel sorry for yourself. Feel sorry for him! My wife is plumpy and very pretty, I would not trade her for anything in the world! When you’re a real man, you see beyond appearance and to you women are more than just pleasuring holes. They are friends, partners, treasures.
That the STUPIDIEST fake I’ve EVER SEEN!!!
Did anyone stop and ask themselves, WHY THE HELL would SHE ALLOW HIM TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HERSELF NAKED BEING THAT FAT!!!
It’s SO PHOTOSHOPPED!!
Alright…so Im a chick and I love taking pictures from above like that, but that doesnt mean I weigh like three thousond fucking pounds, you cant always tell how big or ugly someone is by how their photography is done.
Second, if I ever heard anyone talking about me the way she was talked about here, I would flip shit.
to the guy 2 msgs above me named jose you gotta a fat fucking bastard serious man probably cant get off the bed lol
not sure the faces in the 2 pics lok different but the first pic the chick oes have fat wrinkles on her arms but a really cute face so i rest undecided
GOD DOES NOT LIKE THIS UGLY
SHE HATH FELL FROM THE HEAVENS HITTING ALL THAT IS UGLY FROM THE TINY TWIG TO THE MIGHTY OAK SINCERELY
GOD
nice face! why not? better than those stupid blond skinny ones, who always want to show their bottoms and unnatural t**s!!! i’d take her!!!
thats the biges cow ive ever seen in my life,i wonder if there going to take her to the slader house?well anyway finlay someone showed there tits but only if they were nice.ill kill my self to sleep with her.
lol, nice one blue but i dont get it she looks likeif she will do anything to get lad with some one ill just tell her to come over my place and take here in the car and then kill the bitch for being born just plan nasty
lol god that guy is stupded plus god dont want to be seeing her around she’ll take up to much space and the devil wont want to see her face they will just have make she she lives for ever and make us suffer
You Jake and Blue not enough space on here to say what i think needs to be said about you,,,,, but heck I dont have to tell people what you are they can see it in the things you write,,,, glad not everyone is a jerk like you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya idiots, not the same pic. 2nd pic needs more photoshop to be more believable. 1 huge diff: the nipples!!!! u know what i mean, shut up
Don’t bother greeneyes, these blokes usually end up in parks at old age showing kids their weiner. lolllll
give me a breat photoshoppped stupid idoits1 maybe there is an angle but no to someone that large..anyone who believes this crap is as stupid as whoever made this!
and short men on myspace lie about height which is worse than this fat crap… no onwe likes a shrimy man
It really bothers me ,,, these men or so called men are sitting here, talking about how she is nasty,, and all this,,, I bet they arent Sexy man of the yr,,,,But that is ok huh? Jerks
I’d have her keep on her bra and kiss my nether regions for a while so I would only see her from her hot angle.
And as we all know, all the men on dating sites are perfect; not poor, or dumb, or living with their parents, and they certainly know how to spell “heifer” in a published article or at least know how to use a spell check program.
She’s hawt like Jessica Alba drowned in magma. I rest my case, i’d do her twice a day, seven days a week. Second pic is fake, plus she probably gives good head.
I’d like to invite all of you haters to my Yahoo group to just see how great BBW are. We are wonderful, beautiful, caring people, and there are REAL men in the world who love us because we are how we are. C’mon. I dare you. http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/totalbbw
Man, you sure don’t know you’re talking about. That girl is beautiful. You will never be able to imagine what you are missing by limiting yourself to some “perfect” woman who does not exist. Oh well, too bad for you.
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Yes it is a wonderful group,,,, totalbbw,,,, The men there are real men,,, not these so called men….. see ya in the group Satin,,,, and yes we might tea bag that ,,,,, lol
I more afraid of FAGS than FGAS. Her boobs are still nice, but I’d always have to see the whole body
oh BTW: the second photograph is not photoshoped so as to render it otherwise that it is. I have examined it carefully. I should know, as I am a professional digital artist, and well able to spot APS work.
What I don’t understand is why it’s okay for us guys to be fat but not for women. I don’t have excess weight now but when I was a teen, I was plumpy, I was rarely teased compared to girls that were plumpy too.
I’m not saying that all men should date and like curvy women I mean we all have different tastes but gees, the stupid comments and mean comments…gees…keep them to yourselves…they just show how retard you are and barely mature enough to even be with women. If you only like skinny women, that’s okay but remember that you may miss out on much. What will you do when your dick goes limp? Take blue pills hoping the get that young “hotty”? Well that young “hotty” will go with the handsome young dude instead of beeing with an old wrinkled balding s.o.b.
This is to everyone who’d prefer to be with “thin” women, an takin the mikky out of fat ppl. What would u prefer an anorexic size 0 woman with skin and bones who looks like a skeleton who may die on u any minute, or a woman who is the total opposite, with a bit or a lot of fat on them, who won’t die if they eat a burger? Most of these coments are cruel an unnecessary, an i think everyone who made one of these comments should be ashamed of themselves. What has the world come too.
So true lawstudent,,, things have gotton out of hand here,,, a bunch of real winners posted some horrible things here…… But every dog shall have his day :)
most people are efed up for thinkin that way….its the females with meat on their bones that are beautifull…. wouldnt want your woman to blow away in a windstorm…
ok like i know for a fact that im not fact and i dont think im ugly…but i just think weird angle shots looks cool…so like what if every guy who reads this believes that and then no guy will talk to a girl who likes weird angle shots…ever think of that?
AT FIRST WHEN U SEE HER U JUST WANT TO HIT IT THOSE EYES,BUT WHEN U SEE THE NEXT SHOT U JUST WANT TO RUN AWAY.
derrick ,,,of course you would want to run,,,,,she is a beautiful woman……. and you would not know what to do,,,,,, :)
this is for the guys who leave stupid comments about that girl ,USE ARE ALL INSUCURE HALFWIT BASTARDS AND MOST LIKELY DAMN FRUSTRATED .YEHAAAAWWWWWW
why would i wanna see her gargantuan p***y when she cant even see it herself
oh & Holly is reaaall fat, I’d know…
I had that fat bitch last night & lost my boxers & shoes, all upin her rolls.
Ryan+alex You are a jerk,,,, why dont you bless us with all your glory,,,haha didnt think so,,,, you are sitting there alone , no one cares what you say or think
well your obviously a fat lesbian, defending that fat bitch in hope that she will let you lick her rolls. put the folk down fat ass
mmm excuse me but I am not not a lesbian,,, and what is it too you if I am…..you are a jerk sitting there alone whacking off to a computer,,,,,,,
you keep saying were sitting here alone. is that because you are???? an so you are fat then arnt you
smiles no my dear I am not alone,,,, What is it to you what I am ,,,,,dont need your approval for anything,,,,
You know what, I dont care what you think,, or what say ….you are the one that needs to get a grip,,,not me… I dont get on here and try to say things that are hurtful,,But we can see that you do ,,, so I dont have to say anything more ,,,everyone knows what you are,,,,,so have fun with your little comments,,,,,
mmmmmm mmmmmm … now thats some chowin down on some brown cow!
Sheit, i dont need that other arm now, do i?
Something my SquadLEader told me looong ago:
Tall, short, skinny, ugly or fat…
They all look good, sucking your dick.
Stick & Move, Soldier!
She has a pretty face, but she should probably take care of her health and body. She would probably be a model if she she took care of herself more.
Right.
Although there can be no denying that the first pic is indeed a FGAS, the connection between the two seems to be sketchy. It looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
The fact is that all Myspace girls look the same… girls in general all look the same. It isn’t too hard to find two gils with the FOTM [flavor of the month] haircut and makeup, really.
A good effort, but a bit see-through, imo. Do better.
LOLZ look at all the fat/retarded guys foaming at the mouth (and only at the mouth, I hope) writing replies to this post.
For your particular case of fail, the Doctor prescribes the following:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4092345.stm
^Link is SFW.
Ok, I read most of these and checked out the web site. I have to say that I am not skinny, and have been buff at times and not so buff at others, frankly the web page grossed me out. I am sure I looked like that at one (or more!) times.
I agree that photos are deceiving most of the time and that in order to get someone to talk to with you some deception is a must. However in the end everyone is attracted to what they like no matter what everyone else thinks. The best boyfriend I ever had was overweight and not all that good looking (except to me!) so go figure!
You all spent a long time looking at this site, reading all the posts so you must have a reason for being here…..
Kelly
My favorite part of this is all the ugly/fat guys that I’m sure are on here like, “Damn, I almost did her!” like any woman would actually touch them.
That’s amazing how she could hide how fat she was. o.o I know that angle makes people thinner but damn.
Even if you didn’t know about the FGA, the creases of her skin in her shoulders and armpits within the first pic should have been a dead giveaway in regards to her weight.
Very attractive girl. The second pic is faked, possibly by the bitter virgin loser writing this blog. His editing “skills” are as pitiful as all other excrements that his “brain” leaves - it looks as if the second photo was faked in M$ Paint…
well it’s inside that counts you sad f*cks,i’d still let her sit on my face n f*ck it to death to rigth man,,,hhhhhmmm give me some mail girl gary xxx
I read some of the posts and I think it is a great site. Are you ignoring my apparent inability Do you want a joke? :) Did you hear about the kid who traded his hotdog for a hamburger?? He was participating in a SWAP MEAT!!!!
Its interesting how some poeple don’t get big in the face. its all in her body. otherwise the angle shot wouldn’t really work.
I don’t get why people leave misleading photos on dating sites (or any site where you’re trying to meet a partner). Once you meet a person who expresses interest in your profile, he/she’s bound to be disappointed if you look nothing like your photos. Sorry, that just stands to reason–you’re not delivering what you promised.
Meaty girls are nice, but maybe not this meaty. Still, I need to know more about, say, her personality. Plus, what if she’s good at returning the favor when you squeeze her :-). Just relax and let it come naturally…
I would think we should be thankful that these girls are choosing to NOT subject the greater public to their fat rolls by disguising/hiding them.
I think both girls are beautiful. If I were a guy I’d be less concerned with the fact that the girl is fat than I would be with the fact that she’s showing revealing and naked photos of herself on the internet. It’s a little skanky for my taste and it generally shows - for her and girls of any size - an inner lack of self esteem.
It isn’t good for anyone to try to hide the way he or she is on the internet, but it’s understanding considering our society’s warped idea of beauty. If you’re not into fat chicks, okay, move along, don’t go on another date, whatever. But don’t make fun of her just because she isn’t to your taste. There are plenty of guys out there who will find her attractive and want to be with her. They’re not weird or sick or perverted (well, some are, but that’s the same in any group), they just have different tastes than you do.
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