I Feel Safer
I feel safer knowing she’s around to protect us…
Please Try This at Home
The Face of a Champion
See the guy below? He’s a champion world record holder:
I know you’re thinking… What can this unattractive weak looking Asian guy be a champion of?
Your first thoughts are either at some video game or something mathematical.
Nope, what he does, he needed a lot of endurance and strength.
So you’re perplexed… The secret to solving this puzzle is to look at his face. There’s a half smile showing he’s enjoying what he does with a hint of shame.
What else can that mean? Yes, you got it right…. He’s the world champion record holder at masturbating.
Yes… Masturbating. Not only is he a champion masturbater he wants everyone to know by having this picture taken of him. Good job - I’m sure your parents are proud.
Who You Going to Call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Jesus Fucking Christ!
I don’t know about you but I say “Jesus Fucking Christ” a crapload. It just comes out naturally whenever I’m pissed or frustrated and I love the looks I get from religious zealots.
But have you actually thought about what you’re saying?
Take a look after the jump… (NSFW - Kind of)
Want To See the Best T-Shirt Ever?
You can see it after the jump. Semi-NSFW.
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